King

The light shines bright in the nether realm. The souls gather, a moment of greatness awaits. A journey begins, one of freedom and prosperity. For the first time, hope fills their heart. They shall take back their right, the world of the living. A million damned souls bow, a white eagle descends. Their king has…

The Jerkboy Theory

The Jerkboy Theory states that any woman who claims to hate jerkboys secretly loves them. The louder and more insistent her claims, the more she loves them. This is no surprise to anyone who really understands the biomechanics of women because they know exactly how women swoon over charismatic assholes who are the embodiment of…