The Jerkboy Theory

The Jerkboy Theory states that any woman who claims to hate jerkboys secretly loves them. The louder and more insistent her claims, the more she loves them. This is no surprise to anyone who really understands the biomechanics of women because they know exactly how women swoon over charismatic assholes who are the embodiment of…

Sweet, Sweet Seduction

I have a confession to make; I am a womanizer. A skirt chaser. An unconsummated lover. This is my truth and I accept it proudly. I love being seductive. I love the process of getting to know a new soul on an intimate level. This is my art and I strive to perfect it. I’ve…

A Case For The Friend-Zone

The dreaded zone. A place reserved for lovelorn fools and beta males who just can’t seem to get it in. You know how they say that a project reaches 90% done rather quickly and then stays at 99% forever? That’s you in the friend zone. You’ve put in long hours of care and love but…