The Grimoire

Here I give to you a selection of potions taken from Journeyman’s very own spell book. Most of these potions are still in their experimentation stage so if you use them you may get mixed results. Please let us know if they worked for you the way they did for us. Hail Satan!!!   The…

Race Relations

“Racism still alive, we just be concealing it” Yes, I started this piece with a line from a Kanye West track. One of his better lines from back when his music was decent. A time when even 2pac might have been proud of him. And why did I choose a Kanye quote? Because I’m black.…

The Psychonaut

“I am a glass of orange juice, I am a glass of orange juice…” Drugs are bad children, never forget that. However, we all reach a point in our lives where we realise that there are worse things out there and indulging in a few mind altering substances doesn’t seem all that scary. We all…

Niko-Radar!

Journeyman is in Nairobi! No more luxury tube networks for this guy, no no. He’s making his way across the country just like every other hard-working individual of this town; the infamous Number 11, javing, kupanda ma3. If you do or have ever used public transport in our fair city of lights then at one…

Rules of the Rave (Dance Floor Dynamics)

Social situations are a bore. Why the hell would you want to spend a whole evening in a room full of strangers? Well, it’s usually because strangers are fun. Think of each nightclub like it’s an amusement park. Look closer and you’ll realise that the people are going round on the same rides all night…

On Reminding You That, I’m A Vegetarian

Getting used to life without the sins of the flesh is a lot like overcoming an addiction. Once upon a time meat was a daily drug for me and now, with lots of dedication, hard-headedness and the support of my local cud-chewers club (I love you guys!), I’m clean. It took a fair amount of neural rewiring to get…

A1312DF: inFamous

Having read one or two (maybe three?) of the previous posts on this site, it may not surprise you to learn that your favourite Journeyman very recently spent some time in the loving care of Her Majesty’s Prison Service. “Justice is served!” come the cries form the feministas. The conspiracy theorists did warn against trying…