The Grimoire

Here I give to you a selection of potions taken from Journeyman’s very own spell book. Most of these potions are still in their experimentation stage so if you use them you may get mixed results. Please let us know if they worked for you the way they did for us. Hail Satan!!!   The…

Race Relations

“Racism still alive, we just be concealing it” Yes, I started this piece with a line from a Kanye West track. One of his better lines from back when his music was decent. A time when even 2pac might have been proud of him. And why did I choose a Kanye quote? Because I’m black.…

The Psychonaut

“I am a glass of orange juice, I am a glass of orange juice…” Drugs are bad children, never forget that. However, we all reach a point in our lives where we realise that there are worse things out there and indulging in a few mind altering substances doesn’t seem all that scary. We all…

Niko-Radar!

Journeyman is in Nairobi! No more luxury tube networks for this guy, no no. He’s making his way across the country just like every other hard-working individual of this town; the infamous Number 11, javing, kupanda ma3. If you do or have ever used public transport in our fair city of lights then at one…

A1312DF: inFamous

Having read one or two (maybe three?) of the previous posts on this site, it may not surprise you to learn that your favourite Journeyman very recently spent some time in the loving care of Her Majesty’s Prison Service. “Justice is served!” come the cries form the feministas. The conspiracy theorists did warn against trying…

Rabbit Food

Do you know what rabbits eat? That’s right, it’s that green, leafy nutritious shit that comes out of the ground. And maybe a couple of carrots if Doc is around. Damn, it sucks to be the rabbit. Imagining never knowing the sweetness of a well cooked steak or juicy chicken leg. Thank God we’re human…

Writer’s Block

The dreaded wall. I see red lights everywhere. Even before my pen can touch the page I feel the anxiety building. Somewhere between the part of my brain that makes magic and the tip of my green pen, there’s a major roadblock. I’m an animated character. Two words into what I’ve told myself over and…